Dr. ZoomSalad

This shit is so mixed up so where should I start?
This is just the point of view of a felon with a good heart.
The story starts slow, let it build to the good part
Hibernate for the cold months while we wait for the tour to start.
This show, that show. 8 months on the road
They say the sun can’t shine at night, well I glowed.
My mother had one son so I shine so bright and
I look a little like jesus but spent no time at dads right hand.
No mentor, tutors or roll models
No one but me to thank for all these gold bottles.
Drink till I’m done. 3-2 I’m the one.
Don’t take it seriously, I’m just here to have some fun.

I’m so connected like a wi-fi hotspot
Please no cameras unless you want a head shot
You can count on me, I got snipers aim
You can smell I’m the shit, dirty diaper game.
I’m sorry but I just gotta get nasty
I’m still in the lead. Who could pass me?
I have a lead foot. Can’t stop the speeding
Cash flow slit the jugular so I can’t stop the bleeding.
All this green is bound to cause some envy
That’s why the haters have dreams that they could end me
But that can’t happen cuz I’m just getting started
K-hole flow can even make the doc sound retarded

Okay class, here’s a little demonstration.
Our subject here is beyond rehabilitation.
They call him the doctor but he has no patience.
All he does is spread love but haters stay hatin’

Now fuck it with the surcharges
Late day mirages
Fuck hallucinations, police stations and permanent vacations.
Fuck childproof lighters, vegas shows with tigers. Fuck any and all of that which gets you irked up
Fuck your ex girlfriend, or at least fuck mine but she a snob so be sure to thank her for her time
To some people I comeoff as an asshole, I can see that there’s logic to be found.
But my ass is all you see when you’re stuck on the ground.
So get up, wipe yourself off and look around.
And let’s try find the truth, or at least a common ground.

Wake up early cuz its another nice day.
Time to get busy and earn another free play.
Livin my life on my own terms.
Thanks to that crystal I spread like flu germs.
Still got two fights with the law on the docket.
Still walk around with 2 stacks in my pocket.
Spending money. Ain’t it funny?
This is the game that I play, boy. Lookin for a bunny.
And she’s probably looking for some time with a boss motherfucker.
While I’m just hustlin everyday like ricky ross motherfucker.
Its hard to find when there’s no time to look.
Missed chances, I could write the book.
About the author, just looking for a girl who can cook,
Keep up when we’re partyin and keep up the good look.
That’ll come when I got time for it.
Had a rough summer, hope I don’t do time for it.

Not from the hood but I did come from nothin.
Respected whiteboy hustlin? Aint that somethin.
Everything I every got you know I earned it.
Money and respect still here but the weed, I burned it.
Not sniffin K anymore, that shit held me back
Nothin can stop me now, my hustles back on track.
Tryin to get paper? Think you should get at me.
Tryin to top my paper? You could never be half me.

I’m a beast. I’m a monster.
I am the chosen son. Rise and conquer.
I aint no bitch but I love my dogs
Two steppin, running the game and runnin from the hogs.
I got what you want but do you have what I need?
And if someone cut you what color would you bleed?
Ask me? I’d probably flow green.
that why I can make 5 stacks off of no green.
When the sheriff rolls by texas-hold em
And I’m the dealer, don’t like your cards then fold em.
I took my 7-2 off and i bluffed the pot
Kid came from nothing now look what he’s got.
Lucy stays with me like she’s my fuckin wifey.
And if she keeps it comin in, oh I think she might be.
I have a lot in the world to be thankful for.
A year from now I plan on haven even more.
This is just the off-season, get ready for the tour
Ill be screaming ‘fuck this world’ like she’s a dirty whore